Just A Thought For The Day

I wonder just how much turpentine and mineral spirits one must inhale before neurological alteration begins, and at what point such mutations become permanent? Did you know that pancreatic cancer is a risk you take for lacquering or varnishing a piece of furniture? Check your dusty old cabinets thoroughly. Anything with the word butoxyethanol in it is an enemy. Either dispose of it in an environmentally safe manner or secretly empty out its contents into the house of someone you despise. But for God's sake, Roscoe, get rid of it. Thank you.